Service Animals

Service Animal – noun:
A DOG! IT’S A DOG WITH A LEASH:
It’s a great fucking huge canine and it never barks and never gets up on the seat. If it doesn’t meet these criteria – GTFO with your nasty-ass pet cat or micro pig or whatever the fuck you’re ass is claiming is a service animal. I don’t give a rat’s ass if someone somewhere a billion miles away has a service canary – it ain’t happening in Dallas. Not in my car bitch.

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